Short funny story

Monkeys and bananas

It is said that there were two friendly monkeys in the forest, one of them hapless and the other lucky with all things, and one day the two monkeys agreed to go to a farm near them to bring bananas and eat them, and they developed a plan for that that required the hapless monkey to remain on the ground while the lucky monkey climbed to the banana tree to pick it And he throws it to the unfortunate one at the bottom, the farmer saw the two monkeys while they were stealing bananas, so he caught the unfortunate monkey and beat him while the lucky monkey escaped while he was holding on to pick bananas, and the second time what happened was repeated and the farmer beat the unfortunate monkey as well, until the two monkeys decided to exchange roles, so the unfortunate monkey climbed up to pick bananas This time, while the lucky one remained on the ground, and when the farmer saw them, he grabbed the lucky monkey to beat him, but he decided to hit the monkey at the top of the tree this time, not the one at the bottom of it, as he always does, and thus the unfortunate monkey was beaten for the third time in a row, while the lucky monkey escaped laughing.

The old man with the long chin

It is said that a talkative young man once saw an old man with long beards covered with gray hair sitting at the door of a market, so this young man wanted to start a conversation with him to entertain him with it, so he came to him and greeted him and said to him: Is there a question, uncle? The old man said to him: Go ahead, son. Then the young man said: Uncle, do you put this chin of yours over the quilt when you sleep, uncle, or under it? The old man was silent for a while and did not know the answer to this young man's question; That is because he did not realize what he would do to him when he slept before, but he promised him that he would notice what he would do to him when he slept tonight, and in the morning the old man set off looking for the young man in the market with all his determination, and when he met him, he saluted him and beat him and said to him: Forty years and I have been carrying Taste me wherever I go, and I feel no weight from it, neither in sleep, nor in food, nor in drink. As for tonight, sleep has dried me up, and I do not know a way to it. If I lift it above the quilt, I feel that I am strangled, and if I put it under the quilt, I feel that I am suffocating, so go, God bless your enemies. And I don't give you this gossip over anyone.

A rope as long as a spear

A man once came to a judge to rule on his matter, and the judge asked him: What is your charge, man? The man said to him quietly: Nothing, sir, except that I stole a rope as long as the spear. The judge said in astonishment: Have you been brought to trial for stealing this short rope? The man lowered his head and said: Yes sir, at the end of the rope was a cow.

Caliph and poet

It is mentioned that a caliph sang a poem in front of his invitees and entourage, and there was a poet among them. After the caliph finished reciting his poem, he turned to the poet and asked him: Did you like the poem, poet? Isn't it eloquent? The poet replied: I don't smell eloquence in it, by God! The caliph got angry and ordered that this poet be imprisoned in the stable with horses and donkeys. The poet remained imprisoned in the stable for a whole month. He asked him: Where are you going, O poet? The poet replied: To the stable, my lord!