funny situations

Tolerant judge

A man sat in the courtroom since the early morning, waiting for the judge to consider his case. He waited for a long time in the courtroom from that morning until the evening until he felt extremely bored. Finally, the bailiff came out and said in a loud voice that the cases that had not been heard would be heard. With it the next day, which caused the man to get angry and complain, and when the judge heard that, he told him that he would collect a twenty dollar fine from him for this objection, so the man started looking in his wallet and pocket for money, and when the judge saw that from him, he said to him (Okay, if it is not... You have this amount, so there is no need to pay, forget it.” The man replied to him, saying: “No, I am trying to find out how much I have enough to raise another objection to you.”

Annoying village

A man traveled in his car from one city to another, and as soon as darkness fell, he decided to stop the car in one of the streets to get some rest before continuing his journey, so the man stopped his car in one of the streets of a small village that was on the road, and as soon as the man relaxed in his car seat and fell asleep Until he heard someone knocking on the car window. The man woke up to find someone asking him: (What time is it, please?) So he looked at his watch and replied that it was seven, so the man went and the driver went back to sleep again. Only a few minutes passed until the driver was surprised by someone waking him up again by knocking on his car window. When he woke up, he said to him: (Please, can you tell me what time it is?) He replied again that it was seven and ten minutes, and while the man was leaving, the driver noticed that someone was approaching his car. To ask him, he brought a pen and wrote with it in large handwriting: (I do not know the time), then he quickly returned to his car to sleep, but as soon as he fell asleep, he heard the sound of knocking on the window glass and a voice came to him saying: It is a quarter past seven, Mr.

Children's requests are endless

A father asked his young child to go to sleep so that he could wake up early for school the next day. Minutes after the child entered the room, the child called his father, asking him to bring him a cup of water to drink. The father refused, telling him that he could have drunk before he went to sleep. Only a few more minutes passed until the child called again that he was thirsty, so the father repeated. He refused, warning that if he called him again he would hit him. The child then said, “Dad, can you bring me a cup of water when you come to hit me?”